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1 Angels Don't Play This HAARP Nick Begich and Jeane Manning
Earthpulse Press 0964881209 / 9780964881204 Paperback New 
The authors build a framework to expose possibly the most perplexing usages of technology in the 20th century. The reader would rather discount the implications revealed as science fiction but the authors provide documentation patent numbers and references. Questions are raised about the impact not only on the environment but the inhabitants of this planet. Left me seeking more information on Tesla and validation of his genius and wondering where one could locate shelter if this experiment goes askew. 
Price: 34.95 AUD
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2 Art Of Non-Conformity Chris Guillebeau
Turnaround Publisher Services Ltd 0399536108 / 9780399536106 Paperback New 
Based on Chris Guillebeau's popular online manifesto "A Brief Guide to World Domination," "The Art of Non-Conformity" defies common assumptions about life and work while arming you with the tools to live differently. You'll discover how to live on your own terms by exploring creative self-employment, radical goal-setting, contrarian travel, and embracing life as a constant adventure. Inspired and guided by Chris's own story and those of others who have pursued unconventional lives, you can devise your own plan for world domination-and make the world a better place at the same time. 
Price: 19.95 AUD
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3 Astonish Yourself Roger-Pol Droit
Penguin 0142003131 / 9780142003138 Paperback New 
Say your name aloud to yourself in a quiet room. Imagine peeling an apple in your mind. Take the subway without trying to get anywhere. The simple meditations in this book have the potential to shake us awake from our preconceived certainties: our own identity the stability of the outside world the meanings of words. At once entertaining and startling irreverent and wise this book will provoke moments of awareness for readers in any situation and in all walks of life. Enter the space of your favorite painting. Watch someone sleeping. The world won't look the same again. 
Price: 22.95 AUD
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4 Awkward Family Pet Photos Mike Bender & Doug Chernack
Three Rivers Press 0307888126 / 9780307888129 Paperback New 
There are few things more rewarding than having a pet. They love us unconditionally, shower us with attention, and because of them, we actually live longer. So, what can possibly be awkward about our animal BFFs? Well . . . nothing. In fact, we're the awkward ones. We adore our pets, but let's face it--sometimes L-O-V-E makes us go a little overboard. Like giving them middle names, throwing them elaborate birthday parties, and making them a Christmas sweater to match with the rest of the family. Truth is, what they cherish most is our companionship. And maybe that's the reason we care about them so much--because for such simple pleasures, they allow us to be as awkward as we want. 
Price: 23.00 AUD
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5 Awkward Family Photos Mike Bender & Doug Chernack
Three Rivers Press 0307592294 / 9780307592293 Paperback New 
Based on the hit website, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com ("painful, regrettable, horrifyingly awesome snaps of family bonding, you will laugh so hard that people in adjoining offices will ask what's wrong with you"--"Esquire"), this full color book features never-before-seen photos and hilarious personal stories covering everything from uncomfortable moments with relatives, teen angst, sibling rivalry, and family vacations from hell. Cringe at the forced poses, bad hair, and matching outfits--all prompting us to look at our own families and celebrate the fact that we're not alone. Nothing says awkward better than an uncomfortable family photograph! 
Price: 23.00 AUD
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6 Beer, Blood & Cornmeal Bob Calhoun
ECW Press 1550228277 / 9781550228274 Paperback New 
Incredibly Strange Wrestling was the bastard offspring of post-punk garage rock and masked Mexican lucha libre. Fielding a cast of crazed characters with names like El Homo Loco Mucho Sasquatcho and El Pollo Diablo the show lives up to its name. Christians fought lions and Bigfoots mauled hapless hippies in some of the most surreal bouts ever stages. With a stage name swpied from a comic book kunk-fu master Calhoun broke into ISW as an untrained grappler and rapidly rose through the ranks. In this memoir he reveals the story of ISW with all the organised mayhem it deserves. 
Price: 24.95 AUD
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7 Behind The Mask Rey Mysterio
World Wrestling Entertainment Books 1416598960 / 9781416598961 Hardcover New 
In "Rey Mysterio: Behind the Mask, " Rey talks candidly about his twenty-plus-year career, from the days of sneaking into bars as a fourteen-year-old to his most recent showdowns in WWE. He speaks of the emotional moments in the ring with his uncle Rey Misterio, and the dark days when he went under the knife to repair his damaged knee. Along the way, Mysterio introduces American audiences to the mysteries of "lucha libre, " the high-flying, anything-goes Mexican wrestling style that he has done so much to popularize in the U.S. He also talks about the debts he owes to wrestlers such as Konnan, known as the Mexican Hulk Hogan, and dishes some behind-the-scenes dirt on the collapse of WCW at the height of the Monday Night Wars. Mysterio talks tenderly -- but realistically -- of his friend Eddie Guerrero, providing a well-rounded picture of one of the most beloved wrestling figures of recent history. He also details his march toward the Heavyweight Championship, and his mastery of the WWE Triple Crown -- a feat that placed him in an elite group for all time. 
Price: 19.95 AUD
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8 Book Of Bunny Suicides Andy Riley
Plume 0452285186 / 9780452285187 Paperback New 
Black and white line drawings throughout.This is dark humour at its best - a collection of hilarious and outrageous cartoons which will appeal to anyone in touch with their evil side. 
Price: 15.00 AUD
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9 Caligula - Divine Carnage Stephen Barber, Jeremy Reed, James Havoc (Foreword)
Solar Books 0971457816 / 9780971457812 Paperback New 
Caligula is the most notorious of the Roman Emperors a vile degenerate who seduced his own sister installed a horse in the Roman Senate turned his palace into a brothel married a prostitute tortured and killed innocent citizens on whims and committed countless other acts of madness cruelty and deviancy. Award-winning writers Stephen Barber and Jeremy Reed document in full the atrocities of Caligula and also the other mad Emperors including the deranged Commodus and Heliogabalus the teenage ambisexual sun-god. Also included is a bloody history of Gladiators and that depraved circus the Roman Arena. This is a shocking catalogue of ancient perversity and decadence. The greatest history of Caesaral carnage ever written. -- Bizarre Magazine 
Price: 14.95 AUD
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10 Cookin' With Coolio Coolio
Atria 1439117616 / 9781439117613 Paperback New 
Coolio started making thirty-minute meals when he was ten years old and has since developed a whole new cuisine: Ghetto Gourmet. His recipes are built around solid comfort foods with a "healthy twist" that don't break the bank. Start your Ghetto Gourmet adventure with some "Soul Rolls," follow-up with "Finger-Lickin', Rib-Stickin', Fall-Off-the-Bone-and-into-Your-Mouth Chicken," and fi nish off with "Banana Ba-ba-ba-bread" sweetened with golden honey. Chapters such as "How to Become a Kitchen Pimp," "Chillin' and Grillin'," and "Pasta Like a Rasta" will guide you through creating 5 star meals at a 1 star price. You can't fi nd fusions like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them cooking away in your kitchen faster and easier than ordering takeout. As Coolio says, "All you need is a little bit of food, and a little bit of know-how." 
Price: 29.95 AUD
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11 Crap I Bought On Ebay: 101 Crazy Bizarre, Seriously Weird, Ridiculously Raunchy Items Exposed Cary McNeal, Beverly Jenkins
Running Press Book Publishers 0762441844 / 9780762441846 Paperback New 
Where do you find a camo willie warmer, pubic wig, and cremation memorial bullet urn all in one place? With millions of people using eBay every day, it is the most popular online auction website in history. And in "Crap I Bought on eBay," the authors will include 101 of the funniest, grossest, and downright disgusting items for sale that they were actually crazy enough to purchase! Each entry includes the description of the item for sale, a photo, price tag, witty commentary, and hilarious email exchanges. 
Price: 18.00 AUD
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12 Crimes Against Logic: Exposing The Bogus Arguments Of Politicians, Priests, Journalists And Other Serial Offenders Jamie Whyte
McGraw Hill 0071446435 / 9780071446433 Paperback New 
In the daily battle for our hearts and minds--not to mention our hard-earned cash--the truth is usually the first casualty. It's time we learned how to see through the rhetoric, faulty reasoning, and misinformation that we're subjected to from morning to night by talk-radio hosts, op-ed columnists, advertisers, self-help gurus, business "thinkers," and, of course, politicians. And no one is better equipped to show us how than award-winning philosopher Jamie Whyte. In "Crimes Against Logic" Whyte take us on a fast-paced, ruthlessly funny romp through the mulligan stew of can, folderol, and bogus logic served up in the media, at the office, and even in your own home. Applying his laserlike wit to dozens of timely examples, Whyte cuts through the haze of facts, figures, and double-talk and gets at the real truth behind what they're telling us. 
Price: 22.95 AUD
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13 Cyanide And Happiness Kris, Rob, Matt & Dave
Harper Collins 0061914797 / 9780061914799 Paperback New 
Introducing the first real, tangible, ignitable collection of the hit online comic Cyanide & Happiness, featuring a selection of your favorite comics and thirty brand-new strips.From the minds of Kris, Rob, Matt, and Dave comes a barrage of irreverent entertainment sure to keep you amused until the day you die. Just see what their mothers have to say!

"Dave is a nice, young man with a bright future ahead of him. I always knew he was a gifted boy who would go on to do great things. I hope he settles down with a nice, young woman and ****s the **** out of her."--Dave's mom
"I don't know how to get computer pictures, so I'm glad Kris finally has a book out. I haven't read it yet, but I hope he gives me a quote on the back."--Kris's mom
"I hope Robert's book does well so he can finally afford to move out. He plays his hip-hop music too loud."--Rob's mom
Matt's mom was unavailable for a quote due to being dead. 
Price: 19.95 AUD
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14 Death Becomes Them Alix Strauss
Harper Paperbacks 006172856X / 9780061728563 Paperback New 
Kurt Cobain Anne Sexton Mark Rothko Ernest Hemingway Adolf Hitler . . . all famous some rich and powerful some beloved some abhorred. But when life and circumstance got to be too much each headed for the exit door. Sigmund Freud overdosed on morphine. Dorothy Dandridge stripped naked and swallowed a handful of antidepressants. Hunter S. Thompson shot himself while talking to his wife on the phone. These are the lonely personal nightmares behind celebrity suicides—the deaths and their causes are as diverse as the victims themselves. In Death Becomes Them Alix Strauss bids each one a final good-bye while examining the last days and the unbearable incidents that drove these notables to end their lives. She decodes their notes touches on their accomplishments and delves into the methodologies of their deaths using autopsy and police reports and personal photos. Strauss also explores the morbid curiosity that feeds our fixation with famously tortured souls and provides lists of other controversial bizarre and poorly executed suicides in this mammoth tome. 
Price: 24.95 AUD
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15 Dirty Chinese Matt Coleman
Ulysses Press 1569757275 / 9781569757277 Paperback New 
Nothing is censored in Dirty Chinese. By revealing the contemporary colloquial language locals actually speak this book presents cool things to say for all casual situations — shopping parties nightclubs sporting events and even romance and sex. There are truly phrases for every situation from sweet words to entice a local beauty to less-than-comrade-like rebuffs for overly zealous street vendors. Fun to read with an attitude that reflects the outrageous content Dirty Chinese even includes the harsh expressions one might use to convince a local police officer that the delay needs to end and he has been tipped enough. An invaluable guide for the off-the-beaten-path traveler the book features a pronunciation guide and sample dialogues and is packed with enough insults and swear words to offend every person in China without mentioning the age of their Olympic gymnasts. It even includes sex terminology graphic enough to embarrass the operators of Hong Kong's infamous one-woman brothels. 
Price: 15.00 AUD
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16 Dirty French Adrien Clautrier & Henry Rowe
Ulysses Press 1569756589 / 9781569756584 Paperback New 
This book includes phrases for every situation including expressions for describing art that make one sound smart and cool. Use sweet words to entice a local beauty into a walk along the Seine and less-then-philosophical rebuffs for those overly zealous espresso-fueled cafe poets. There are enough insults and swear words to offend every person in France without even speaking to them in English which they really dislike. 
Price: 15.00 AUD
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17 Dirty Italian Gabrielle Euvino
Ulysses Press 1612430228 / 9781612430225 Paperback New 
This useful guide contains phrases for every situation including insults to hurl at the refs during fútbol games at stadium in Rome. The author gives helpful tips for adding emphasis to slang through the body language gestures and intonation. Readers learn sweet words to entice a local beauty into a romantic gondola ride not-so-sweet remarks to ward off any overzealous Venetians and more. 
Price: 15.00 AUD
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18 Dirty Japanese Matt Fargo, Seigo Nakao
Ulysses Press 1569755655 / 9781569755655 Paperback New 
Invaluable for those traveling to Japan this guide features useful sidebars featuring English expressions commonly used in Japan. Pronunciation guides a reference dictionary sample dialogues and an offensiveness-rating system from use at will to use at your own risk also help readers learn to communicate effectively. 
Price: 15.00 AUD
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19 Dirty Sign Language Evan Wondolowki, Lindsay Mack
Ulysses Press 1569757860 / 9781569757864 Paperback New 
This is an uncensored guide to sign language for any situation. By teaching the contemporary slang gestures real world signers employ, "Dirty Sign Language" presents cool things to say for all occasions - shopping, parties, nightclubs, sporting events, and even romance and sex. The book includes harsh expressions to tell someone off (besides the obvious gesture), sweet signs to entice cuties to go on a date, and even casual banter to make friends at work or play. It even offers signs for sex terminology that are way too graphic to be taught in any other signing book or classroom. 
Price: 15.00 AUD
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20 Dirty Spanish Juan Caballero with Nick Denton-Brown
Ulysses Press 1569759235 / 9781569759233 Paperback New 
Learn all of the necessary words and phrases that those other language books don't have the nerve to teach you! 
Price: 15.00 AUD
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